†he †ragedy †oday
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
- sext: show me your pp
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”
Dita von Teese (via niselle)
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
